I knew right away she was not like other girls

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For those of you who haven't seen McTabby's Summary Executions...

harry finds out that barney is telling all the little kids not to go to hogwarts if they get an invite. what is the big purple dinosaur hiding? who is it really?

harry goes to prostitute collage to train to become a pimp

Harry had a dream. In the dream was this vagina, but he can't remember whos vagina it was. The vagina was as sweet as candy. He knew he fucked it before and he knew he had to find out whos it was.


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The fact that these were all right after one another is, I think, the scariest part.

oh urgh. I had to read the last one while eating.

sweet as candy, erhrhmm...

I almost died when I read that last one. My soda and computer screen became good friends.

I hope that it is a noir, Private Eye, detective story. WHOSE vagina had appeared in Harry's dream?!